Xiucai Lv says:” Bigmouth Li eat three pieces of steamed bread every meal, well then how many pieces does Bigmouth Li eat in March? "Guo Furong says: "Every meal eat three pieces, then times three, then times thirty, final multiply by three months, well then he eats eight hundreds and ten pieces!" Xiucai Lv says: "No! It Should are two hundreds and seventy pieces!" Guo Furong says: "Why?" Xiucai Lv says:"I say is March, I didn’t say there are three months!" (March is the third month, and in Chinese,
Round two fight!
Guo Furong says:"I take ten showers every month, question, How many showers do I take in a year?" Xiucai Lv says: "One hundred and twenty!" Guo Furong says: "Ha-ha, should a hundred and ten!" Xiucai Lv says: "Why?" Guo Furong says: It Doesn't allow to take a shower in the first moon!"
中文： 第一局，开始！
吕秀才说：“李大嘴每顿饭吃三个馒头，那么李大嘴三月吃多少个馒头？”郭芙蓉说：“每顿饭吃三个馒头，再乘三，再乘三十，最后乘三个月，那么它吃810个馒头！”吕秀才说：“错！应该是270个馒头！”郭芙蓉说：“为什么？”吕秀才说：“我说的是三月，我没说三个月！”
第二局，开始！
郭芙蓉说：“我每个月洗十次澡，那么请问，我一年洗多少次澡？”吕秀才说：“120次！”郭芙蓉说：“哈哈，应该是110次！”吕秀才说：“为什么？”郭芙蓉说：“正月里不让洗澡！”
本人注：pieces of steamed bread是馒头的意思，在外国，“蒸的面包”就是馒头；times是乘以，比如说three times four就是3乘以4；multiply by也是乘以的意思；didn't就是don't的意思；should是“应该是”的意思；还有，在外国，take a bath和take a shower是不一样的，take a bath是指冲澡（就是用淋浴头喷水洗澡），而take a shower是指泡澡（在盆子里泡澡，古代没有淋浴头，所以……）
另外说一下，我们英语老师教给我们“馒头”是bun，而bun其实是包子的意思……