关于春节的英语笑话精选如下：
01.:how long will the next bus be?
b:it's about 45 feet.
这是玩得文字游戏。用中文就没劲了。翻成中文就不好笑了。
02.a: i have seen your face somewhere?
b: yes, it has always been just right here between my two ears.
怎么样啊? 能悟出它的幽默所在吗?
03.customer: these shoes are much too narrow and pointed.
shoes cleark: that's what they' re wearing this season.
customer: perhaps so,but i'm still wearing last season'feet.
04.doctor: your cough sounds much better today.
patient: it should. i've been practicing all night.
你的咳嗽今天听上去好点了
病人： 应该是好点了。昨晚我练了一个晚上。
05.the company's mission to eat nian fan
this year in the company for the new year together, eating regiment nian fan, the manager drunk, going to the toilet and vomiting, to coincide with a male staff member is urinate, the manager angrily, saying: that of how a good drink still pouring? male wensheng emergency stop, but he unexpectedly biechu ass, the manager was furious: damn! who opened the bottle?
翻译：
在公司吃团年饭
今年在公司里过春节,在一起吃团年饭时，经理酒醉，入厕呕吐，恰逢一男职员正小解，经理怒曰：说好不喝了怎么还倒酒?男闻声急停，不料憋出个屁来，经理大怒：妈的!谁又开了一瓶?