2.a little boy asked his father: daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
the father replied: i don ’t know son. i ’m still paying!!
3.
at midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... he asks him: what are you doing?
the son replied: dad i am fed up with my life! my newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! i have to pay bills for my in-laws, and i hate this life!!! i want to go far from here, i want to taste every joy of life, and i want to have every fun of life!!! father said: wait!!!!!!!! i am coming with you
4.
a woman goes to england to attend a 2-week company training session. her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
the wife answered: thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
the husband laughed and said: an english girl!!!
the woman kept quiet and left. two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: so honey, how was the trip?
the wife: very good, thank you.
the husband: and, what happened to my present?
the wife: which present?
the husband: what i asked for: the english girl?
the wife: oh, that! well, i did what i could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!!